Escalator Pitch: Funktronic Labs sells me on some all-time classics

These guys have good taste

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It may not be as enthralling (or wacky) as a cat cafe timeshare, but Funktronic Labs has something it wants to sell me.  You see, these two guys heard I was wandering around GDC last week with a satchel full of money, just looking to fund something. Opportunistic as they are, they tried talking me into two all-time gaming classics.

So, the developers of the absolutely swell-looking Nova-111 and I rode an escalator — an escalator that could lead to the promise land or to the boulevard of broken dreams. Would it lead to me hopping in a (hot tub) time machine to fund these games, or to me squishing their pitches like an insignificant bug under my thousand-dollar loafers?

Just kidding; I have people to make sure there aren’t any bugs on the ground I walk upon.


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