EIEIO 2007: Gamecock L-pops are NSFW

Gamecock’s anti-E3 event, EIEIO, was a very chill and completely welcome experience amidst the chaos of jumping from hotel to hotel and appointment to appointment. Located at Hotel California right off the Santa Monica pier, press is greeted by two completely-reasonable would-be booth babes, or “gate babes” as they prefer to be called. One has to wonder how many times “cock” came out of their mouths today, but I wasn’t going to ask them as they look like they’d had enough Cock already.

EIEIO is basically a rented-out hotel on the beach with each room representing a showcase for a particular game. Developers for all titles at the event are readily available and more than willing to talk shop about their upcoming products. As such, I will be sharing the Cock evenly with a couple of my fellow editors and bringing you hands-on impressions with all things Cock. 

So far the Cock has teased us with trailers and brief gameplay footage, but stay tuned for far more in-depth footage on games like Fury, Dementium, and Dungeon Hero. The Cock is looking really big this year, and I’m just glad to get a taste of what it has to offer. Speaking of which, at the event a selection of unique delicacies were flowing freely, including salty but delicious goblin nuts and some truly amazing Cocksuckers that really helped make us feel welcome.

Haley