Earthworm Jim HD makes erectile tissue engorge with blood

I know, I know. Yet another re-release of Earthworm Jim. Even in high-definition, that prospect sounds so boring. Then you realize that it’s actually awesome, and everything is fine. 

Seriously though. It’s rebuilt from the ground up with gorgeous visuals, it has four-player online co-op, and it’ll boast three exclusive, never-before-seen levels. It may not be the Earthworm Jim 4 that everyone wants, but it’s something, and that something is good.

Earthworm Jim HD hits the European PlayStation Network on July 29 for €9.99/£7.99. Being an American outlet, that news isn’t something that will affect a large section of our readers. However, I really, really like talking about Earthworm Jim, so up yours!