EA Showcase 08: Celebrity Sports Showdown is horrible

I still can’t believe this is coming out. What the hell, EA? Who the f*ck are these people? It’s one thing to have celebrities guest star in FaceBreaker, but this? At least I can punch the sh*t out of people like Kim Kardashian in FaceBreaker. I’d rather donkey punch her, but beggars can’t be choosers.

Who are these people? Paul Pierce? Kristi Yamaguchi? Keith Urban? The only people I recognize are Nelly Furtado and Fergie. I actually like Nelly Furtado’s music and as far as Fergie goes, they modeled her all wrong. She is one fugly ass b*tch in real life. She actually looks f*ckable in these screens, unlike her real self. Josh Duhamel needs to dump her ass. What? He’s hot. If I was a chick, I’d let him do me. Plus, the c*nt can’t hold her piss, so she’s definitely a horrible choice to play sports. 

Funny thing is, I know this game was at the EA Showcase, but my brain didn’t register it. Every time I walked past it, my brain was like “naw, bitch, this s**t ain’t gonna register with yo eyes,” so my brain just has a black screen in place of what I should have seen every time I try and go remember it. Also, my brain is totally gangsta, apparently. 

This post was totally inspired by, and is nowhere near as awesome as, WWTDD.

Hamza Aziz