E3: NINTENDO USES ELECTRICAL CORDS, CONFIRMED!

Holly Green and I took a step outside the convention center today and spotted a bunch of crates for Nintendo’s booth. We knew we had to share with you the contents of these crates, so we ducked security to snap some photos. All for you, dear readers!

What did we discover? NINTENDO USES A LOT OF ELECTRICAL CABLES! Do you know what this means!? A single Wii U console may potentially require an entire crate of power cords just to operate. This is huge! What’s Nintendo thinking? This could be the company’s downfall! We’ll know for sure after Nintendo’s conference later this morning.

Tony Ponce