E3: Max and Conrad are so (Sesame) street

The gigantic Max Scoville and I make complete asses of ourselves in this look at Sesame Street: Once Upon a Monster. You know what? I don’t care.

This game is fun, so much that I’m willing to end my more than a decade long vendetta against Elmo for stealing Grover’s thunder, all but eliminating his role in the show. Poor bastard had to go back to waiting tables. But it’s okay. I promise I’ll stop sending you those bags of stuffing and severed doll heads. You’re off the hook, you little red bastard.

Conrad Zimmerman