E3: Catherine wants you to commit to an English trailer


A new Catherine trailer now lets most of us understand what they are actually saying. It also ponders the eternal question of people who become adults before their boyfriends do: “Guys, y u no commit to relationships??”

You don’t, because you want the freedom to play oddball Japanese games that ask the protagonist that exact question while letting you do crazy platforming at 3 AM on a weekday? And the deluxe edition comes with a pillowcase with an anime girl on it, you say? What’s that? You don’t want to watch Grey’s Anatomy with me either?

Fair enough. It’s over between us.

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