The above trailer for Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney:
Someone Stole All of Our Punctuation Trials and Tribulations comes courtesy of Capcom’s interblag, and even though it’s a glorified Flash game you can almost hear all those would-be McBeals starving themselves in the hopes of landing on top of Harrison Ford’s decrepit wang.
No, I don’t know what that has to do with Phoenix Wright, but Indiana Jones is like three hundred years old! During sex he momentarily turns to dust before re-constituting himself as a bat and flying off into the night!
Seriously, it’s gross.