E3 2007: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations trailer; Colonic!

The above trailer for Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Someone Stole All of Our Punctuation Trials and Tribulations comes courtesy of Capcom’s interblag, and even though it’s a glorified Flash game you can almost hear all those would-be McBeals starving themselves in the hopes of landing on top of Harrison Ford’s decrepit wang.

No, I don’t know what that has to do with Phoenix Wright, but Indiana Jones is like three hundred years old! During sex he momentarily turns to dust before re-constituting himself as a bat and flying off into the night!

Seriously, it’s gross. 

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