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E3 2007: Killzone 2 gameplay footage; now THAT’S how you train a killer!

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Published: Jul 14, 2007 05:50 am

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You might recall a recent post from Dale “Yellow Soul” North regarding Killzone 2 (see footage above), one game in a series that has been lauded as Sony’s answer for everything from Halo to global warming. Of course, in the end it’s just a game, and honestly, it doesn’t even look as pretty as Epic’s Gears of War; a title that has been available for the Xbox 360 since man first stepped from the primordial ooze, realized how much work creating fire would be, and instead decided to call a fourteen year old a f**n***er over Xbox LIVE.

While I’m sure it will assume its place as yet another FPS on a console whose entire library consists of a single FPS, I’m still waiting for the gimmick. Perhaps in this one, we get to ride around on the back of an tortoise Advance-Grade Mechanized Tuatara, or maybe we’ll have an additional button allowing us to e-mail the corpse of Stanley Kubrick screenshots from the game emblazoned with the heavily-drop-shadowed caption “Anti-War Sentiments Are For Naught In A Society Forged From Rampant Manifest Destiny! Bitch!”

If they add that last one, I’m suing … 

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