E3 10: Ubisoft announces breathing simulator Innergy

I am not kidding.

Right now, at the Ubisoft press conference, Ubisoft announced a game … er, sorry … a “game” called Innergy. Basically, it teaches you how to relax by guiding your breathing using a sensor that you attach to your body.

At least, that’s what I think it does. I was a little distracted by the guy with pink hair demonstrating it on host Joel McHale.

Seriously, what am I even typing? What happened to “SUPER MARIO BROS. 3 IS COMING OUT! HERE ARE SOME SCREENSHOTS!” Things were so much simpler back in the day.

So, yeah, an energy sensor that tracks your breathing. Thoughts? I don’t really know what else to say.

Chad Concelmo