E3 09: A Velvet Retribution

Those of you read my big E3 to-do list have been asking whether or not I have been able to fulfill the objectives I set for myself. I failed to conquer Nicole Wiebe. I failed to become the crowned king of E3 for making an Aliens vs. Predator joke, and I failed to hit someone in the face for being involved with Velvet Assassin.

… Wait, scratch that last one off the list. 

Above is a photograph of me punching Southpeak’s Aubrey right in her astonished face for sending me that rotten game. She deserves every vengeful knuckle, and hopefully the whole of E3 now knows what happens if you send me a rubbish game. This happens. 

Journalism has been done.