Dynasty Warriors 7 gameplay spanks your little muffins

Here’s some hot new Dynasty Warriors 7 gameplay, featuring English localization! This new footage features a lot of the Jin Dynasty characters, including Sima Yi, whose new Musou animation is hilariously evil. You can’t have a Dynasty Warriors game without some maniacal Sima Yi laughter. 

While I’m still a little bummed that a lot of characters will be sharing the same weapons — therefore sporting the same movesets — I’m still pretty confident that I’ll get a lot of fun out of this. After all, it’s the biggest cultural event since Jesus Christ Superstar (the 2000 made-for-TV production).