Duke Nukem Forever POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO

Duke Nukem, you are picking up poo! Why are you picking up that poo, you silly little man? Oh DUKE, you’ve just thrown that poo at the wall, you have! And again, you have done this thing. What are we going to do with you, you ridiculous poo person?

So yes, that happened. The biggest shocker in this video is that Duke knows what the word “feces” means. 

There’s a second video below, in which our woman-punching hero is faced with a jetpack dilemma. There’s no poo in that one, so what’s the point?