Dress up a bear as Mario in Tekken Tag 2 Wii U

Eye bleach!

This Tekken Tag Tournament 2 Wii U trailer is reminding me of all the horrific cosplay I’ve seen at conventions like PAX and San Diego Comic-Con. Not horrific in the sense that their outfit was bad, but rather they don’t have … let’s say the right build to be wearing skin tight or revealing clothing.

Tekken Tag 2 is kind of the same thing here. Some character can rock the crazy alt outfits, and then there’s some that will give you nightmares. Bears in Mario and Peach outfits, an old man as Fox, and even robots as the Mario Bros. So, so wrong.

Also, Tekken Ball is coming back in the Wii U version of the game. That’s neat, I guess.