Do want: Hutt mounts in Star Wars: The Old Republic

Dance the night away

With a name like Update 2.1: Dance of the Hutts, you know you’re in for a change of pace. Headlining this April Fool’s Day joke for Star Wars: The Old Republic are dance-based PvP combat and “an affectionate, but reluctant new mount, the Huttese Transporter.”

Although this mount cannot be taken for a joyride on weekends — and it collects a five percent tax on Cartel Coin purchases — that’s a small price to pay for a ridable Hutt. If games didn’t take themselves so seriously year round, we’d be in a much more entertaining place.