Disturbing: Tretton and Allard kiss and make up

Gamesradar delivers utter hilarity and complete horror in equal measures today, as it provides us several artistic renderings of what the world would be like should the “big three” game companies ever put their differences aside. The above image is Sony’s Jack Tretton resting upon the mighty, comforting bosom of Microsoft’s J Allard — and that’s just the opening gambit. It could only get worse from there, and believe me, it does.

You have to go check out the other images. It might put you off your food, but I assure you it’s worth going hungry for the night.