Dirty Dancing: The Video Game: Press X to put Baby in a corner

The above clip is utterly mind boggling. Upon viewing, a barrage of questions leapt out at me like Jennifer Grey’s gigantic beak; questions like “Why now?”, “Why ever?” and “What would Jerry Orbach think?”

Those first two questions I still can’t answer, but as for the last one, we can only pray they don’t get Destructoid in Heaven or Mr. Orbach might just fulfill all of my zombie apocalypse fantasies. Assuming there is a good and just God above, the last thing going through the minds of the devs at Codemasters who created this abomination will most certainly be the teeth of the undead Lennie Briscoe.

Earnest Cavalli
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