Dio in Skyrim – What did you do the day Dio died?

That raccoon is probably Dio’s pet in the netherworld

Continuing our adventures through Skyrim; Max lays out the lengthy tale of what he did the day Dio died. Max’s romp involved bottomless mimosas, a 40oz of malt liquor with a condom taped to it, and a deformed raccoon named ‘Scary’. I don’t really remember what I did that day. Probably listened to Dio.

Bill Zoeker