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If you’re looking for an ideal Christmas present and have way more money than you should, Capcom’s got you covered. The Red Queen sword from Devil May Cry 4 has been revealed, and for a mere $229.95, it can be yours. You can put it on your wall and people will think you’re really weird!
This mighty beast is 42″ long with a 31 3/4″ stainless steel blade. The handle is real leather and the whole package is said to make your genitals feel ten inches bigger — even if you’re a woman! Definitely worth keeping by your bed to terrify intruders and/or your children.
There you go. Big sword to buy.
