Deus Ex gets a slick new clothing line

As we’ve learned recently, augmenting yourself à la Deus Ex: Human Revolution isn’t a thing you should do. The technology isn’t there for that yet. You could do it yourself, but things could get messy. Odds are you’d be ostracized for it as well. Really not a good thing.

In lieu of ruining your life at an early age with physical enhancements that won’t work nearly as well as you think they will, Musterbrand is offering a new line of Deus Ex branded apparel. While not as cool as bionic arms, it isn’t terrible. There’s an array of different t-shirts branded with the games various corporations, but the show piece here is Adam Jensen’s trench coat. I wish I was cool enough to wear it.