Destructoid’s long lost cousin found!

That’s right, folks. Another one of Mr. Destructoid’s long lost cousins was spotted today, this time on one of eBay’s holiday commercials. Cousin “It” looks to have gained a few pounds and looks to sport a new paint job that would make Diddy proud. Upon receiving his gift, this metal-assed Blingbot refuses to share with little Billy Bob or even let the little snot touch his precious “it.” We should all take a page from this green and gold cyborg and keep everything to ourselves this holiday season. Isn’t that what gaming is all about? You here that, CTZ? No Christmas presents from me this year, my friend!

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