Destructoid vs. P.B. Winterbottom in a pie eating contest

2K Marin invited Destructoid up to their offices in Novato where I went up against the producer of P.B. Winterbottom, Paul Bellezza. Paul and I were neck-in-neck (mouth-to-mouth?) in pie, but Paul ultimately wins in the end … because he’s a dirty dirty dirty cheater!

Notice all the pie bits left on Paul’s beard? HE TOTALLY DIDN’T EAT ALL THE PIE! I ATE OUT THE ENTIRE PIE FIRST, TECHNICALLY!

I suppose it makes sense since you’re kind of “cheating” in The Misadventures of P.B. Winterbottom with the whole time manipulation aspect of the game … Kind of. I shall have my revenge next time we meet, Paul.

[Awesome update: “Dude…I desecrated that pie…if Hamza wants a rematch I’ll shave a destroy him,” said Paul Bellezza, co-founder of The Odd Gentlemen.

You heard it here, folks! Paul wants a re-match at their PAX East panel next month. IT’S ON, PAUL. IT IS SO ON!]

Hamza Aziz