Destructoid at E3: Steven eats a banana

Jordan ate some string cheese

[BREAKING: ORDER REVERSED! ORDER REVERSED! See pic below.]

Eating healthy is important when you’re at an event that’s as hustle and bustle as E3. That’s why Steven takes a minute out of his day to give his body the nutrients it deserves by scarfing down a delicious banana.

Stay tuned for part two later tonight, in which he’ll down too much whiskey and cry into his street burrito.

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