Demand to have a fart in a jar added to Saints Row 3

A while ago, we posted details about Saints Row: The Third‘s censoring process, in which Volition revealed that it had decided against using a particularly unique weapon. That weapon was the FART IN A JAR, which would be wielded like a grenade and would cause victims to vomit uncontrollably. 

Obviously, the censorship of this weapon goes against everything Saints Row stands for, and offends the souls of good boys and girls who grew up believing in America. Fortunately, Volition has heard the cries of the jaded, and is offering fans a deal — kick up enough of a stink, and the jarred farts will make their way to Saints Row: The Third. 

All you have to do is reply to the @SaintsRow Twitter account, registering your interest in the gaseous grenade and making sure to use the #fartinajar tag. If we cry out with gusto and conviction, we may well see justice served. 

Obviously this is the most important cause ever, so don’t delay!