Dead Rising 3 gets stupid, potty-mouthed CG trailer

He watches his language about as well as he watches the road

Dead Rising 3‘s CG trailer is not necessarily stupid in a negative sense. Just in a stupid sense. The beginning was great, though. It says, “Hey, remember Dead Island? LOL ME TOO.” Then the lead starts swearing and I was reminded of EA’s decision to give Issac a personality in Dead Space, and by personality I mean he swore a lot, needlessly, when its the player themselves who should be swearing in fear.

A tough woman with a machine gun saves Our Hero’s skin long enough for him to get his act together and shine when she runs out of ammo. Why did she even bother helping him when she knew she didn’t have the ammo to sustain this rescue, that’s what I want to know. Bad self-preservation skills. Plus, she’s rather serendipitously there, but I guess these are not questions worth asking when you can MacGuyver circular saws on sticks.

Also a prison inmate zombie starts shooting at not-Frank-West with a shotgun. He looks like he has too many muscles for guns — why doesn’t he let a more physically challenged zombie have it? Rude much.

Steven Hansen