Dead or Alive Xtreme 3’s Momiji’s chest is only still for yoga

Otherwise, those puppies are a’bouncing

With Dead or Alive Xtreme 3’s delay into March, Koei Tecmo has to keep the edging up another month. But how do you compete on the titillation scale with the world wide web, which let’s you watch Sylvester Stallone’s porno flick whenever you want? 

I’ll tell you how: character trailers.

Here’s Momiji, at the incredibly-legal age of 21. Her other measurements are there, too. Why is she rock climbing without shoes or chalk for her hands. Why do her boobs disobey the laws of physics? Who knows. Remember, that March release date is for an English version of the game, but it isn’t coming to the west, so you’ll have to import if you can’t live without this.