Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 PS4 trailer is like slapping raw chicken breasts about

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Costco no longer sells its bulk chicken breasts in individually wrapped two-breast packs. Now it’s just a giant plastic sack full of chicken breasts. Imagine: me, you, and some friends. We each grab a couple breasts and proceed to have an infectious little slap fight with them, slimy and smacky and still cool from the fridge.

That’s all I can think about seeing this powerful display of PS4 physics and disgusting booty bump sound effects. These characters are silicone skin membrane filled with chicken breasts and imbued with enough sentience to flail and slap and slop around like a brain dead octopus thrown onto a dock.

Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 is coming to PS4 and Vita in Japan on February 25.


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