*man walks into Nintendo office*
“Okay, I have a great concept for a game. Hear me out. It’s an adventure game. You know, kind of like Zack & Wiki. But, no, you don’t play as a pirate. You actually play as a cat. A cat with realistic-looking graphics. And that cat really wants to work at a company called Cat Queen Inc., which is entirely run by other realistic-looking cats.
You following me so far? Sorry, you weren’t saying much. I guess you are just speechless from how amazing this sounds, am I right?
Okay, so Cat Queen Inc. is run by a CEO named Rena. Rena is the cat in that picture up there with the crazy hat. Oh, and he’s also a blogger. A blogging cat, yeah.
Wait, what’s wrong? Stop pushing me. I’m not finished yet! I didn’t get a chance to tell you about all the minigames you have to play to impress Rena and …”
Apparently this ridiculous pitch actually worked. The game is called Sukeban Shacho Rena and it comes out in Japan for the Wii on October 22.
The petition for Nintendo to release this incredible-sounding game here in the US starts with Comment #1. GO!