I don’t remember toilets being in Lucky Charms
In today’s contest, we’re giving away Switch copies of something called Rainbows, Toilets & Unicorns.
Well, I’ve tracked down a video game called Rainbows, Toilets & Unicorns. I think my work here is done.
Wait, it’s not? My job here is also giving games away, so I have to give it away, too? Well, I guess my job here isn’t done just yet. We’ve got some Switch copies of this strange potty-based shmup, so why not take one off my hands?
Well, it’s hot and you’re tired of it, so you go to your favorite ice cream shop for the special unicorn flavor. Problem is, you don’t know what’s in it and now you’re tripping. You also really, really have to poop. Your only option is a portable toilet down the street, but the hallucinations kick in and well we wound up with this game. Just watch the trailer — it’s kind of like its own drug trip. Also, read their official description because I love it.
Fed up with the world and exhausted by the hot weather – thank you climate change! – you resort to your last hope: your favorite unicorn flavored ice cream (the recipe? A mystery wrapped in a riddle, inside an enigma). All of a sudden, you are struck by the urge to visit a bathroom (is the ice cream involved? We’ll never know), and the only option to avoid pooping yourself is the chemical toilet down the street. Thus began a bad trip in which you will have to face your greatest fears in a fight to the last splash.
To enter to win your copy, tell me the mystery ingredient that caused this bad trip to happen. It’s unicorn-flavored, so maybe it’s unicorns? Or maybe not? Does something else simply taste like unicorns, so they used that, instead? I don’t really know what’s going on anymore.
We have five Switch NA keys to give away; winners will be drawn Thursday, March 19. Make sure to comment using a Dtoid account with your current email address on file. Don’t have an account? Sign up now so we can get to the bottom of this culinary quiz.
Rainbows, Toilets & Unicorns is available now on the Switch eShop.