Contest: Wrap your tentacles around Godly Corp

Switch or Steam copies, ho!!

Navigate the horrors of the intergalactic corporate world and enter our contest for Godly Corp!

I will never, ever let the torch go out on weird games. I’ve covered this one before in Getting Weird with Wes, and now it’s back to haunt your eyes and ears and hands and brains!

We’ve got some copies of Godly Corp to give away to you guys. Run the galaxy with your weird tentacles for Steam or Switch!

Godly Corp puts you in the shoes (and I’m pretty sure there are a lot of them) of an intern tasked with making the universe run. Good news: You’re omnipotent and can basically do anything you want. Bad news: You’re also a Cthulhu-esque abomination with tentacles, and basically everything was designed for human hands. Seems like a pretty large oversight. Fight your way through the randomness of the universe as you deftly guide your strange, red appendages through the various mundane tasks that go along with a desk job.

I guess intergalactic desk jobs are basically the same as Earth-based ones. I kinda wish I had tentacles, though.

To enter to win, comment below telling us what you’d do if you had tentacles. Challenge Mode: Don’t bring up hentai. EXTRA CHALLENGE MODE: You can’t use the word “the.” Bonus points if you avoid the letter “e” entirely.

We have five Steam and three NA Switch keys to give away. Winners will be drawn on Friday, May 24. Make sure to comment using a Dtoid account with your current email address on file. New users can sign up here to participate in unnecessarily convoluted contests!

Godly Corp is available now for Switch and PC. You can check out our sister sites, Nintendo Enthusiast and PC Invasion, for more chances to win!

Wes Tacos
Contest Baboon, part-time Mod, full-time dick joke specialist. Destructoid's official Hot Biscuits. I've personally backed exactly one KickStarter/crowdfunding project: Sony's PlayStation, by Dtoid community member darrenhupke.