Contest: Win Enslaved, a rare statue and more!

[Update: Contest closed! First place winner is AppleSoda for:

He has not a tail
Thats fabric from his belt
I will not be fooled

Second place winner is Mikebot 3000 for:

Have you played Enslaved: Odyssey to the West yet? If not, why?! This game is absolutely amazing and definitely deserves your attention. Well if you’re still on the fence, you’re in luck as we’re giving away some awesome Enslaved prizes!

To enter this contest, simple write a haiku involving Enslaved: Odyssey to the West in some way. The best/funniest/most creative entry will win one of these prize packs. Additionally, we’ll be giving away some Enslaved DLC codes through the official Destructoid Twitter throughout the contest period.

[Update: Contest closed! First place winner is AppleSoda for:

He has not a tail
Thats fabric from his belt
I will not be fooled

Second place winner is Mikebot 3000 for:

Ancient Chinese text
Now a fun video game
I say fuck reading
 
Third place winner is thereeder for:
 
Trip see, Monkey do
How sad, Enslaved by a girl
Watch out, Monkey poo!
 
Thanks to all that entered!]

Have you played Enslaved: Odyssey to the West yet? If not, why?! This game is absolutely amazing and definitely deserves your attention. Well if you’re still on the fence, you’re in luck as we’re giving away some awesome Enslaved prizes!

  • First place winner will win a very limited edition Enslaved Trip and Monkey diorama, Enslaved for the PlayStation 3, soundtrack, strategy guide, comic, shirt, notebook and all three of the DLC packs. 
  • Second place will win the game for the PS3, shirt, notebook, comic, soundtrack, strategy guide and all three DLC code packs. 
  • Third place will win the shirt, notebook, comic, soundtrack, strategy guide and three DLC code packs. 

To enter this contest, simple write a haiku involving Enslaved: Odyssey to the West in some way. The best/funniest/most creative entry will win one of these prize packs. Additionally, we’ll be giving away some Enslaved DLC codes through the official Destructoid Twitter throughout the contest period.

You have until October 23 at 11:59PM CDT to enter. Contest open to US residents only. Good luck!

Hamza Aziz