Contest: Win a Switch copy of Safety First!

Use your Magical Yellow Repair Liquid responsibly

The name of the game is safety in today’s contest for a Switch copy of Safety First!

I don’t think I’ve ever been this happy in my entire life. Seriously. Well, maybe once. But this is definitely the second happiest I’ve ever been. And it’s all thanks to the Magical Yellow Repair Liquid. This is another graduate of Getting Weird with Wes, and I’m unbelievably excited to be able to finally spray you with my weirdness.

Take a golden shower (of Magical Yellow Repair Liquid) with us, and enter to win a Switch copy of Safety First!

Your lovely old grandmother is an aficionado of old-time radio programming. Unfortunately, her advanced age means her hearing isn’t quite what it used to be. She turned up her radio too loudly, shorting out several cables at the local power plant. Bless her heart, she just wanted to listen to old-timey radio serials.

Since you’re the town’s best electrician, it’s up to you to to fix all the shorted cables. And what’s the best tool to tackle electrical malfunction? Your Magical Yellow Repair Liquid, of course! Control your stick person using the thumbsticks on your Joy-con. But be careful — the poor little guy is prone to falling to pieces if you get too ambitious. I mean, safety first, right? Gingerly guide the intrepid hero over the busted breaker and release your Magical Yellow Repair Liquid to undo the damage your grandma caused.

There are 69 levels. There are also many games modes which can definitely make this non-suggestive game much more fun. One makes it seem like you’re drunk (but you’re really not because you’re a responsible electrician) and another disables gravity (something a responsible electrician would never actually do). There are also bonus levels and difficulties. I think you’ll enjoy this game with the whole family!

Because there’s nothing odd or suggestive about it.

To enter to win your copy, comment below telling us what, exactly, gives this connoisseur of conductivity his ability to use the Magical Yellow Repair Liquid. I think he drinks his milk, eats his vitamins, says his prayers, and has fun with his family and friends. These key tenets are undoubtedly the secret to his secretion.

We have three North American Switch keys to give away. Winners will be drawn on Friday, April 19. Make sure to comment using a Dtoid account with your current email address on file. New users can sign up here to speculate on the secret sauce.

Safety First! is available now on the Nintendo eShop for a mere $3. Head over to Nintendo Enthusiast for more chances to win!

Wes Tacos
Contest Baboon, part-time Mod, full-time dick joke specialist. Destructoid's official Hot Biscuits. I've personally backed exactly one KickStarter/crowdfunding project: Sony's PlayStation, by Dtoid community member darrenhupke.