Sweat-proof your gaming life
Use today’s contest to get a grip: Win a Gamer Goo prize pack!
I think I might be the sweatiest person alive. I’m not kidding — it could be seventeen degrees outside while I’m swimming in a lake wearing nothing but a wry smile, and I’d still get out doused in sweat. I don’t understand it. I’m the kind of person the Wii had to remind to use the wrist strap every time they booted up the console lest their moist hands let the controller fly through the TV trying to do fake bowling.
Gamer Goo could have saved me a lot of grief. And trips to Circuit City (RIP).
Gamer Goo is a fast-drying hand lotion meant to help give you a grip — literally. Simply apply to your hands and let dry, and the moisture and sweat naturally produced by your hands is blocked by the powdery film left behind. This new grip on life (and your controller) helps to prevent any moisture-based slip-ups during even the most heated of gaming sessions, lasting up to five hours on one application. When you’re done, simply wash your hands with soap and water.
Gamer Goo comes in three distinct scents: Cinnamon, Orange, and Peppermint. Each aroma helps to you energize and keep your focus while kicking names and taking ass. Also it helps make us smell just a little bit better. You can’t put a price on that, my friends.
We have one prize pack containing all three scents to give away! To get your sweaty hands on it, comment below telling us which of the three scents is your favorite, and why you got so damned sweaty in the first place. I’m a Mint man all the way! And I worked up a heck of a sweat trying to understand just what the hell was going on with the Spirits in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. They’re like, stickers? With powers? I’m so confused.
Our winner will be drawn on Wednesday, December 26. You must have a United States mailing address in order to win. Please make sure you comment using a Dtoid-generated Disqus account, and that your account has your current email address on file. If I can’t email you, I can’t help with your sweat problem.