This lion ain’t cowardly
Get your kicks with this contest: Win a Blu-ray copy of Lionheart.
It’s new release Tuesday, which means we’re continuing our streak of giving away great Blu-rays from our friends at MVD Entertainment. Today’s release isn’t exactly new; in fact, it’s part of the MVD Rewind series. But still, who doesn’t love 90s action flicks?
Break out your ultra-tight jeans and get ready to get a very high kick from a very small man — win a copy of Lionheart starring the one and only Jean-Claude Van Damme!
When his brother gets set on fire by some street toughs (fucking really), Lyon Gaultier (fucking really) flees from his outpost in the French Foreign Legion (fucking really) to join the high-stakes world of illegal sportfighting (fucking really) to raise the funds to fix his brother’s burned and charred body (fucking really). Fun fact: Van Damme co-wrote this film. Take from that what you will. Either way there’s a guitar solo blaring over JCVD doing high kicks on really big dudes, so just kick back and soak in all the 90s action movie goodness.
The 2-disc special edition comes with a ton of bonus features, including some interviews with Jean-Claude himself, who is allegedly notorious for being unwilling to do special features for his movies. If you were a man of his literary genius, you’d be unwilling to talk about your writing, too.
To enter to win, come up with your own batshit movie plot for JCVD to star in. For instance:
After finding out his diabetic uncle Mortimer has been given a large bowl of Fruity Pebbles as part of a sinister plot to take over the world, Reek Breakwind (Jean-Claude Van Damme) must infiltrate NASA to steal their top-secret research in order to find a cure for his family and stop the Russians from launching a nuclear missile headed for Mars. Jean-Claude Van Damme stars in: The Winds of War.
We have two Blu-ray copies of the film to give out. Winners will be drawn on Monday, November 26. Since these are physical prizes, you must have a United States shipping address in order to win. Make sure to comment using a Dtoid account with your current email address on file. If I can’t email you, I can’t send you hilariously 90s action movies.