Conan O’Brien wants to send AC Unity’s assassin right to the orphanage

Another Clueless Gamer segment

It sure seems like Conan O’Brien’s pumping out a fair number of Clueless Gamer segments lately. I suppose that’s what happens in the midst of the madness of the holiday release season and publishers trip over themselves to hire the late night funny man to promote their games. His latest victim is Assassin’s Creed Unity.

Conan took no time to call little apple thief Arno Dorian out on being a curse to his fathers. Everyone that takes care of him is met with an untimely fate, so maybe he should go make friends with Little Annie at the orphanage. Oh well, what’s one more cold body in a game littered with them?