Comments of the week: Who is hotter, Ivy or Voldo?

Life is full of tough decisions, and picking who is sexier out of Ivy and Voldo is no different. 

Comments of the Week is a feature where we rarely mention human beatboxing or the Ukranian Olympic team. Instead, we scour the front page, community blogs and forums picking out comments. The ones that make you think, the ones that make you laugh and the ones that make you cry (but also laugh), and consolidate them into an entertaining package for the viewing pleasure of the Destructoid community. 

Comments will fall into three categories: 

TRUTH: Ivy and Voldo as brutal fighters. 

LOL: Ivy and Voldo as petting zoo supervisors. 

WUT? Ivy and Voldo as midwives. 

From The Jimquisition: The Beautiful Irony of PC Gaming 

“Dear Sean, can you illustrate this using eggs?” 


From שלום 

Always take a tube when you go into the forums, just to be sure. You never know when you’ll need it. 

From Not a typo: Nintendo reveals new DSi XL color 

Personally, as a DS Lite owner I welcome further support for the DSi XL, as it means the likelihood of further DS titles in the future remains strong. However, I am less encouraged to make the jump to 3DS until the second nub furore dies down and until Sony play their hand next year with the PlayStation Vita. 

From Steam has ‘Xbox Support’ section, OMG STEAM ON 360! 

From Making a Videogame website 

…okay, maybe not all dragons are awesome… 

From Comments of the week: Fishcats 

You could disobey the chain of command, but I wouldn’t suggest that you Triscuit. 

From Friday Night Fights: Hats! 

I’m going with………Option 2. 

From Saints Row: The Third to get 40 weeks of DLC 

QUIZ TIME: True or false? Bobby Kotick looks like Seth Rogen. 

From Max Payne 3 potentially cost $105 million to develop 

Remember the saying “There’s no such thing as a bad idea”? Well, there may be exceptions to the rule. 

From MAGFest X (2012) 

When drunk, expect cake opinions to ramp up at least 50% compared to when sober. 

From Review: BloodRayne: Betrayal 

StickfighterTV is literally nothing more than a troll and, subseauently, makes poor life choices. 

From The Last Guardian will be absent from Tokyo Game Show 

Delays in revealing more information on a beloved game are disappointing, but I’m not sure if elaborate suicide is the answer. 

From Here’s what’s wrong with PC gaming 

Well yeah but that goes without…wait what? 

Finally, it’s QUIZ TIME again! What do you call a man who hangs around a site he clearly despises, dispensing petty criticism with all the charm of a stomach ulcer? While you’re mulling that little riddle over, here’s the troll roll for hpv: 

Get ready, because here comes the punchline: 


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