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[Another Comments of the Week graces our eyes thanks to Dtoid community blogger Dreamweaver. This is a labor of love and we are all so happy to see it return. Enjoy! –Occams Electric Toothbrush]
So some of you be spitting rhymes
And some of you are rapping
Well, I suppose it’s my time now,
Just let me finish fapping.
(…Okay, I’m done.)
Thinking I’m finished after I bust twice
Just ’cause I got two nuts?
Well, joke’s on you sucker,
I got more of that in my guts (that’s weird)
No way, Jose,
Please pardon my cliche
‘Cause there ain’t nothing about me that’s weak
So welcome back to Comments of the Week!
That’s right, Capital Wasteland: it’s that time again! For those who don’t know, this is basically a showcase of comments created by the community that were collected to be shared in one convenient location! So, had to miss out on some of the awesomeness that happens around here because of work or school, or any other personal matters? Well, then this is for you!
As always, comments will be placed within three categories:
TRUTH: for when you nod your head in agreement.
LOL: for when you couldn’t control it anymore.
WUT?: for when you heard right, but still have no idea what they’re saying.
Anyway, enough blabbering and rapping, let’s start this party off with a little stabbing.
Dreamweaver: If you had to pick an Amiibo to shank someone with, which one would you pick? I’d go for Rosalina: that crown on her head’s gotta do some damage.
Dreamweaver: If you don’t like it, don’t read it. Come on now, you expended more energy typing that up than just ignoring it.
Dreamweaver: Who else thinks there needs to be a fleshlight/dildo peripheral on our controllers to solve this conundrum? I mean, why else do they call a joystick a “joystick?”
Dreamweaver: This sounds so straight out of a sitcom I just had to include it.
Dreamweaver: It’s true: we will.
Dreamweaver: What did Iwata have to say about causing the end of the world? “Please understand.”
Dreamweaver: Being a Mega Man fan nowadays is akin to being a masochist: Capcom’s the dominatrix, and all us the bitches.
Dreamweaver: Do I wanna know what a Shiny version of an STD would be?
Dreamweaver: “Life is Strange”? Sounds like an expansion pack for Second Life or The Sims to me.
Dreamweaver: I miss good instruction manuals, not like those cruddy brochures or multi-language ones. I can’t tell you how often I pick up a manual, thinking “wow, that’s thick!” then open up to see it repeated across six different dialect.
Dreamweaver: Dammit, Lauri Hepooja; Survival sci-fi rule number one: you NEVER call out a cliche!
Dreamweaver: What’s harder: Sephzilla’s body, or Mike Martin’s erection?
Dreamweaver: There’s no way I can possibly top that so I’m not even gonna try.
Dreamweaver: Funny, when I hear a “your mom” joke, I have a different “four letter word” in mind.
Dreamweaver: Just Cause WHAT?
Dreamweaver: And you won “featured comment”! That’s like, twice the achievement, the peak of your career!
Dreamweaver: Andy. ANDY. STAWP.
Dreamweaver: OH GAWD, IT’S SPREADING!
Dreamweaver: It was the opposite for me: I thought I knew what I was doing until she told me I was licking the wrong hole.
From Mecha Trigger made me feel real dumb before it made me feel (kind of) smart
Dreamweaver: “Summer? I hardly know her!”
Dreamweaver: As did I! My 16 hours footage involves me cumming once than sleeping the rest of the 15 hours and 59 minutes.
Dreamweaver: Psh, don’t let him fool you: they clearly forgot to paint it SILVER.
Dreamweaver: That should totally be the next community project!
Dreamweaver: *Sigh* Why do the hot girls always go for the guys with the big sticks up their butts? Wait… that’s not a stick… that’s his pocket monster, isn’t it?
Dreamweaver: This is why the “Wut?” tag exists, people.
Dreamweaver: I vote that “Good man it” as a new kiddie swear.
Dreamweaver: WHAT A TWIST!
Dreamweaver: That’s what most of us thought….
Dreamweaver: This is what you guys thought.
Dreamweaver:…Wut? Porn isn’t an accurate portrayal of life? EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!
Dreamweaver: You never did answer that. For science.
That’s it for this blog! Tune in next week for hopefully another edition of Comments of the Week! Who knows, maybe YOU could be featured for all of us to laugh at!