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[It’s another round of Comments of the Week brought to you by Dreamweaver! Talk about a labor of love because despite Valentine’s Day coming and going, he still had a present ready for the community. Be sure to join our community and participate today and you may see yourself in CotW! -Striderhoang]
Today’s Valentine’s Day, and I bet you spend the week scoping sites for a romantic place to have a romantic dinner for a romantic evening with that special someone.
So, you couldn’t possibly have had time to scour the comment sections of the articles to come by, am I right? Well, here’s another arousing edition of Comments of the Week for your viewing pleasure! Comments of the Week takes what I believe to be the best of the best things you, the community, have said this week, and puts them on this spotlight! As always, comments will be separated by three categories:
TRUTH: for speaking the language of love.
LOL: because everyone loves humor.
WUT?: you scratch your head, but you love them anyway.
Normally, I half-ass a transition, but this time, before we get started, I want to feature a comment that I believe feels appropriate to share for this special day.
D’aww. Them feels.
Alright, let’s get started! (See? Still half-assed).
Dreamweaver: Hold your horses: glue is made of horses!? I ate horses when I was a kid!?
Dreamweaver: Whether you like the game or not, you have to admit, they’re definitely trying to squeeze as much out of you as they can.
Dreamweaver: Amen, to that!
Dreamweaver: He’s right, get to stepping! 😛
Dreamweaver: So true: with upgraded releases, Ultimate/ GOTY Editions with all the DLC, and last-to-current-gen porting, do we really want to take these chances?
Dreamweaver: That pussy is even fancier than a vagina filled with caviar.
Dreamweaver: Everything about this is so true. I still feel weird typing in “straight shota gangbang milf” on Gelbooru.
Dreamweaver: Yeah, don’t try to butter it up. Call it what it is.
Dreamweaver: Microsoft does BDSM better than 50 Shades of Grey.
Dreamweaver: Also pay to win.
From Review: Evolve
Dreamweaver: Or plaster it across the box art. I’m looking at you, Batman: Arkham City!
Dreamweaver: “Ex” marks the spot.
Dreamweaver: A winner is (not) you!
Dreamweaver: Hoo boy, you made me owl.
Dreamweaver: He’s here all (Meta) Knight folks!
Dreamweaver: Please, no more for… oh, gosh darn it!
Dreamweaver: America is best country.
Dreamweaver: The resemblance is uncanny.
Dreamweaver: Yo, Pikachu, lemme peek at you.
Dreamweaver: “Ninten-OH” is another.
Dreamweaver: IsayIsay I love you, man.
Dreamweaver: …I can think of two exits, but what the hell is the third!?
Dreamweaver: Ohh, what did he say, what did he say!?
Dreamweaver: The community’s talents never cease to amaze me.
Dreamweaver: What are you talking about? There’s already a Master Chief amiibo: he’s called Metroid.
Dreamweaver: No joke, I heard that line in last week’s The Amazing World of Gumball and I burst out laughing on the spot.
Dreamweaver: What would he do for a Klondike bar?
Dreamweaver: And we end with a special way to end your Valentine’s Day!
Alright you guys, that’s it for this round! To those planning to head out or spend the date at home, I hope your special evening goes well! To the lonely hearts in the world, I hope you cheered up with these jokes and hopefully one day you’ll meet the right someone. Never say never!