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Goooooooooooooooooooooood evening to all of my lovely audience members! Quick question: what the hell are you doing right now, and why isn’t it showering me with love and affection? After all, your dear host, Dreamweaver, is back with yet another round of Comments of the Week! You know, the showcase for community members, by community members, such as yourselves?
If you aren’t too busy at the moment — and if you are, fuck your responsibilities! — come check out all of the kooky things you might’ve missed during your time away, or all of the wacky stuff you enjoyed the first time around! As always, comments are placed into three categories:
TRUTH: the more you talk about someone, the more you fall in love with them.
LOL: I haven’t sneezed in quite a while.
WUT?: I’m sure the two aren’t connected in any way.
Am I being a bit overbearing? Well, that’s because you missed last week’s edition of Comments of the Week, and you know how you worry dear me when you do that!
Dreamweaver: So Bayonetta isn’t the only thing being released?
Dreamweaver: The same is said about my penis!
Dreamweaver: Can you be Chandelured into buying me a Bud?
Dreamweaver: So their troll game is stronger than Destiny? :3
Dreamweaver: There’s a penis joke in there somewhere, but like my ex-girlfriend, that’s too easy.
Dreamweaver: Now I’m going to be disappointed if this isn’t a thing!
Dreamweaver: That’s the same thing my ex-girlfriend asked me.
Dreamweaver: Then you should feel a lot of shame.
Dreamweaver: Do you think they would be willing to sign a certain male anatomy of mine?
Dreamweaver: I blame Torchman for everything, even for things that were clearly not his fault!
Dreamweaver: It adds insult to injury, like my ex used to do.
Dreamweaver: Especially people who wear socks while wearing sandals!
Dreamweaver: Yes, because this is Destructoid.
Dreamweaver: Must be a big ass table.
Dreamweaver: She should have a handful of Dreamweaver. :3
Dreamweaver: The final boss involves a staring contest with the sun. Guess who wins that one?
Dreamweaver: To be fair, that printing press is always gossiping about others.
Dreamweaver: Please, ignore the fact that this is being featured in a community showcase.
Dreamweaver: The Dark Knight Occams Rises.
Dreamweaver: …I’m still staring at that girl’s ass.
Dreamweaver: He’s very ashamed of the results of his IQ tests!
Dreamweaver: The title alone is already better than the entirety of 50 Shades of Grey.
Dreamweaver: Dammit, why do we keep forgetting to lock the baby gates?
Dreamweaver: A real boy bleeds. The bots don’t.
Dreamweaver: Just like when my ex denies me sex.
Dreamweaver: Could you post a picture of my ex?
Dreamweaver: The gritty reboot of Moby Dick.
Dreamweaver: There’s an easy salad tossing joke that I’m not allowed to make. T^T
Dreamweaver: Elsa should star in a Bad Grandpa spin-off, Rad Grandma.
Dreamweaver: And yet we keep losing him!
Dreamweaver: They would make one heck of a porno.
Dreamweaver: That poor garden. 🙁
Dreamweaver: I’d imagine the same thing would’ve happened to my sperm if I DID have sex with my ex.
Dreamweaver: No GUTS, no glory!
Well, not dressed like that, anyway.
Dreamweaver: I can tell you what’s not worth picking up. :3
Dreamweaver: But he’s so good-looking!
And that’s it for this edition! As always, stay beautiful!
I’m talking to a mirror. You? You third-world ugly.
Nah, I’m just kidding. <3 That’s be an insult to third-world countries. 😛