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So the holidays are over, which means we’re all probably hung over from partying so much. However, in case you’re so badly drunk that you have no idea what kind of things happened last week, then allow me to remind you of all your embarrassing moments by bringing you Comments of the Week! Yes, that community showcase where I stalk EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU and take humiliating screencaps of your endeavors so I can post them all in one spot!
Well, not ALL of them. I’LL be keeping the naked photos and orgies to myself. :3
However, I still recorded all of the wacky things that came out of your mouths (:3), which you can check out below! As always, you can expect comments to fall under three categories:
TRUTH: Christmas trees are also known as a Yule-Tree.
LOL: YULE-TREE? I HARDLY KNOW YE!
WUT?: Someone had to make the joke, dammit!
I know, we’re all sad Christmas is over. It seems like just last week, Santa was coming and I was praying to the Goddess that I’ll finally get laid this year. While I didn’t, at least last week’s edition was featured on the front page! That’s ALMOST as good as sex, right? RIGHT!? :3 *twitches*
Dreamweaver: YOU try typing while staring at boobs! It’s not as easy with one hand!
Dreamweaver: Really, isn’t that why we’re ALL here? 😛
Dreamweaver: “STDs are filthy things that no one wants that out precious penises comes wrapped in.” 😀
Dreamweaver: I used to use toilet paper for my sperm, but they always seep through. >^<
Dreamweaver: Chemotherapy – “How to Train Your Dragon.”
Dreamweaver: If that very thought doesn’t send chills down your spine, then you have no soul.
Which means you have a fine career of whoring ahead of you! 😀
Dreamweaver: I wonder which is which.
Dreamweaver: But that’s the reason why I don’t swim in the Boston Harbor. ;P
Dreamweaver: It did. It did make it more bearable.
Dreamweaver: I’d pay to see that!
FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!
Dreamweaver: Is this one of those times where the only winning move is to not play? Or does he still maul you?
Dreamweaver: Watch what you say to Brett, his dad could beat up your dad!
Dreamweaver: I’m not hearing a “no”!
Dreamweaver: I didn’t know Rad Party God was Jesus Christ Man.
Makes sense, since there are so few Rad Party Gods.
Dreamweaver: Dildo know they’re secretly brothers?
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Dreamweaver: Can he heat up my hot chocolate, because he just got BURNED! 😀
Dreamweaver: Directions unclear. Got dick covered in Blingles.
Dreamweaver: This is why I keep you guys around. For all my Pikachu-based puns.
Dreamweaver: This image is also the scale of my penis compared to a woman’s vagina.
Dreamweaver: I wish I knew what my Goddess tastes like.
I’m talking about her vagina.
Sometimes, I wonder if I need to be more clear with my innuendos.
Dreamweaver: “went on a tirade about how life was better in the old days.”
To be fair, Assassin’s Creed III DOES take place during the American Revolution, where we kicked British’s ass.
Dreamweaver: He’s still waiting for the answer.
Dreamweaver: I mean, it dries eventually.
Dreamweaver: We’ll never know what they s
Dreamweaver: If I have sex with a princess, does that mean I got royally fucked over? 😀
Dreamweaver: We will riot if you don’t!
Dreamweaver: He actually left the room to call his elven assassins. His son knows too much.
Dreamweaver: He needs to FACE facts. 😛
Dreamweaver: That’s his secret to beating games.
Dreamweaver: Words to live by! 😀
Dreamweaver: Fuck you, I’m featuring myself for this edition! 😛
Dreamweaver: I think they’re hitting it off!
Well, that’s gonna be a weird comment to end things with, but you never know what to expect when you live in Detroit — er, I mean, Destructoid! So I hope you enjoyed this edition, I hope you had a happy holidays, and I hope to see you next year!