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[It’s another round of Comments of the Week brought to you by Dream Seaver of Growing Toids fame. Just kidding! It’s Dreamweaver and there’s a pretty epic Aquaman burn this week. Be sure to join the discussion yourself to see if your own DC flavored rebuttal can make the cut! -Striderhoang]
Because it’s that time again!
Comments of the Week has returned for another edition! Whether you’re a first time reader or a seasoned vet, this series is a collection of funny things you, the community, has conjured up in those beautiful brains of yours, in order to showcase them to everyone else!
So, in case you thought not enough people have seen it, or you simply weren’t here to catch some of our crazy brand of humor, then this is for you! As always, comments are placed into three different categories based on how I feel where they belong, and those are:
TRUTH: for comments that preach knowledge
LOL: for the comments that make you laugh
WUT?: for the comments that you have no idea how to react
Chances are you probably skipped all that, so I’m going to call you a cock and snicker as you remain oblivious to my insults. And cockfighting is only illegal in America.
Dreamweaver: Only a game like Dark Souls could make you so paranoid you can’t even talk to people without freaking out.
Dreamweaver: Ain’t it the truth?
Dreamweaver: Overkill or overcompensating?
Dreamweaver: I now demand Destructoid community dick reviews.
Dreamweaver: Capcom always did know how to spin things.
Dreamweaver: Why not? What else can he do? Charlie don’t surf.
Dreamweaver: I never did trust their pinkies.
Dreamweaver: Would love to see that on the front of the box.
Dreamweaver: Actually, those boob physics happens in Dead or Alive on a daily basis.
Dreamweaver: The Lawman is about to lay down the law… with his penis. Nailed it.
I mean her. It’s not polite to treat women like objects.
Dreamweaver: Gold is gaudy. Nothing would ever make me want that eyesore. NOTHING!
Dreamweaver: …well, now you have my attention.
Dreamweaver: Marowak got her marrow whacked by her son. More at 11.
Dreamweaver: Don’t you mean blue and sticky?
Dreamweaver: Guess they didn’t foresee their Destiny, am I right?
Dreamweaver: He’s been holding that face since he signed the contract.
Dreamweaver: I dock my amiibo, does that count?
Dreamweaver: Is that first name first, last name second, or last name first, first name last? Also, if he had a kid and people asked what its name was, I could imagine it’d go like:
“What’s your name?”
“It’s Charlie. Charlie. Charlie Isay!”
Dreamweaver: …but I lent Andy my wallet.
Dreamweaver: And when we told him that, he believed he had two hearts and tried to rip one out.
Dreamweaver: What? Moving pictures without a VCR? What kind of sorcery is this?!
Dreamweaver: Why don’t I just make this whole article about him? Because that’s be an amii-no.
From Nice troll, Best Buy
Dreamweaver: But thank you, come again!
Dreamweaver: I always yell at my penis before I beat it.
Dreamweaver: Remind me never to be in the same room as you.
Dreamweaver: BBQ – Bloodborne quiche.
Dreamweaver: Does sticky white stuff come out of my magical slug too? Let me go check.
Dreamweaver: Now that’s one eagle I’d love to sore.
Dreamweaver: And if you can’t beat them, join them.
“Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself…”
Dreamweaver: This scenario of staring at a computer seems familiar…
Dreamweaver: I wonder what a game based on Nyquil would be like?
Dreamweaver: …BUT WHICH ONE?
Dreamweaver: You kinda deserve it if you’re buying an Xbox One branded burger.
Dreamweaver: Sorry, could you take this burger back? It’s BURNT.
Dreamweaver: You’re gonna be Catching Fire for that, you Mockingbird.
Dreamweaver: In the sequel, it’s replaced with the superior Klondike bar.
Dreamweaver: What I took from that was, “So you’re free this weekend…”
Dreamweaver: Getting insulted by Aquaman is an insult in itself.
Dreamweaver: I told you Klondike bars were superior!
Dreamweaver: MLK voiced by Morgan Freeman. MAKE IT HAPPEN.
Well, that’s it for this roundup!
Keep on doing what you’re doing, Destructoid! Who knows: maybe YOU can make it on the next Comments of the Week!
Except you. I don’t like you. Why won’t you look at me? Aren’t I beautiful?