Down, but not out!
Oh look, for a blog from me that people will actually read! Welcome back to Comments of the Week, I’m your host Dreamweaver, here with all of the hippest and happening comments that I stole from you, the community!
No no, don’t thank me, I’m more than happy to steal your precious comments and claim the glory for myself. After all, bitches love those in power. As always, comments are placed into three categories:
TRUTH: supposedly, rubbing banana peels on mosquito bites can stop the itching.
LOL: in related news, women call my foreskin banana peels…
WUT?: but it causes the itching, not stop it.
If you haven’t checked out last week’s Comments of the Week, then you’re weak for not being able visit every week, which means you’re too weak to handle all of the comments at once. So you know what? You don’t get a link this week. Sucks to be you, because last week was awesome.
Dreamweaver: I could masturbate in a fraction of that time! Twice.
Dreamweaver: On the bright side, you have a new fireplace. Which is where the bright side is.
Dreamweaver: I think I heard a hooker used a similar slogan once.
Dreamweaver: Yeah, right now.
Dreamweaver: Or being married with kids.
Dreamweaver: He’s right, old people have horrible dodging abilities.
Dreamweaver: “yet so far for the rest of us.”
I wouldn’t mind having a sofa.
Dreamweaver: I wonder if their insults of sleeping with people’s mother would be literal.
Dreamweaver: That’s right, undersell it so the final product looks amazing in comparison.
Like when I was in my mother’s womb.
From Review: ReCore
Dreamweaver: It’s funny because it’s true.
Dreamweaver: I’m sure worshiping the Pokemon God would have equally punishing results.
Dreamweaver: Just like in one of my Japanese animes.
Dreamweaver: Just pretend you’re looking into other realities of how stupid you look.
Dreamweaver: No, he’s the only one left.
Dreamweaver: Folder? I hardly know her.
Dreamweaver: There’s a sex joke in there somewhere, but like a hooker having a baby, I won’t be the one to make it.
Dreamweaver: There’s a Viagra joke in there somewhere.
Dreamweaver: When I hear “Dairy Queen,” I have a totally different image in mind.
Dreamweaver: Oh me, oh my!
Dreamweaver: Hands down, my favorite comment this week.
Dreamweaver: You can tell his personality just by looking at him?
Alternate joke: Dang Billy, you chilly!
Dreamweaver: Well, the PS Vita does have a Sleep function…
Dreamweaver: Dsylexics won’t get this joke.
Dreamweaver: Now his penis has cookies and cream.
Dreamweaver: That is intriguing… like, like whose underwear will you be stealing?
Dreamweaver: Put that bitch in a Valentine’s Day card. Bitches love Valentine’s Day cards.
Dreamweaver: Pumpkin Spice is what hookers call ass-to-mouth.
Dreamweaver: Is… is that possible?
And that’s it for this week! I know, it’s sad to see ME go, but what can you do? I mean, you could comment more so I can have nice healthy batch of comments for next week… but not too much though, because, because I don’t want you stealing MY spotlight.