#82 – Always overconfident
Comments of the Week is finally here, so drop whatever you’re doing — or whoever you’re doing, wink — and gather around to admire me in your presence. Yes, the hottest community showcase is back with another round of all the latest creamy comments for your indulging pleasure, along with comedic commentary from your lovely host to wash it down with, so just kick back and relax! As always, comments are placed into three crazy categories such as:
TRUTH: banging your head against the wall burns 150 calories an hour.
LOL: we’re not talking about your penis.
WUT?: now that I think about it, what does the expression “using your head” truly mean?
If you haven’t checked out last week’s edition of Comments of the Week, then you probably didn’t see that awesome thing everyone’s talking about behind your back. I mean, you could check it out now, but we all know you missed it the first time.
From $130 Amazon Battlefield 1 Collector’s Edition doesn’t come with the game
Dreamweaver: He’s right, he usually just gives people a thumbs up.
Dreamweaver: My Goddess, it’s almost like it’s a prophecy!
From Blizzard’s going to punish people who play Lucioball as other characters
Dreamweaver: I always thought she would blurt out something about sleeping with the milkman.
From Two more Vita games are jumping to Steam
Dreamweaver: Like Dreamy? :3
Dreamweaver: What’s this, a Playboy for the pussies who actually do read the articles?
From The Evil Within and Rage sold enough to warrant sequels
Dreamweaver: The part of the body people of all tastes can enjoy.
From Bug? Currently in No Man’s Sky you can’t see other players
Dreamweaver: With yourself.
From New Akiba’s Beat trailer introduces its main characters
Dreamweaver: Like my meet.
From Rumor: Destiny 2 concept art leaks with clues for new class mechanics
Dreamweaver: If it was Halo, it’d be for Mountain Dew.
From Everyone’s favorite Overwatch character is getting a video short soon
Dreamweaver: Those bastards.
From No Man’s Sky’s day one patch almost sounds like a new game
Dreamweaver: Dammit, Ruby!
From Three years later, there’s still no sign of Deep Down
Dreamweaver: “doesn’t plan to finish it.”
What a hooker said after I knocked her up.
From Review in Progress: No Man’s Sky
Dreamweaver: Looks like it ain’t gay in here.
From Pokemon Sun & Moon’s Alola Meowth looks like he doesn’t mess around
Dreamweaver: Go home, you’re drunk.
From Review: No Man’s Sky
Dreamweaver: Jordan is a woman, confirmed.
From Fan-made Pokemon: Uranium finally releases after nine years
Dreamweaver: Boaty-Mc-Boatfacemon needs love too.
Dreamweaver: You sons of neses.
From THQ is back from the dead, kinda, with a Nordic re-branding
Dreamweaver: What determines what’s worthy of #Darksiders3?
From PSA: The No Man’s Sky PC port is having widespread issues
Dreamweaver: More like No Man’s High. Up in the air.
Because, because it’s a game about space.
From No weaponised lesbians for Australia: Valkyrie Drive refused classification
Dreamweaver: Even the line is weaponized.
Dreamweaver: They have chosen their writers wisely.
From You can wine and dine at hotels in Final Fantasy XV
Dreamweaver: Brah, it’s like you don’t even know me.
Dreamweaver: What are you talking about?
WE’RE YOUR FAMILY NOW.
From Capcom finally confirms dates for the Dead Rising remasters
Dreamweaver: But it looks the same.
Does he work for Activision?
From Review: Just Cause 3: Bavarium Sea Heist
Dreamweaver: …We can do it more than once?
From My ninth grade Spanish teacher would love No Man’s Sky’s language system
Dreamweaver: Or are the French Canadians actually aliens all along?
From ‘Zombie Dom’ is one of the Gears of War 4 pre-order bonuses
Dreamweaver: Yet it exists, just like everything ever thought up.
Yes, even that, sicko.
From Hot Takes: Many people find No Man’s Sky to be boring
Dreamweaver: …Are you sure you aren’t thinking about Twinkies?
I know it’s easy to get them mixed up because they both contain artificial content.
Dreamweaver: What is Chris Carter had time to be all of our biological fathers?
And that’s it for this edition folks! Don’t worry, you’ll get to see me again next week. Maybe you’ll even see yourself! But more importantly, you get to see me.
