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Hello my little demons! It is I, Plastic Tree up on Melancholy Hill! I have returned from my recent hiatus to bring you what you all love. My new theme is a reflection of my recent found fondness for Shin Megami Tensei: Lucifer’s Call. I was originally not a fan of the game, and preferred Digital Devil Saga‘s set up over Lucifer‘s more environmental-based storytelling. Bloodborne and Demon’s Souls started to change my perspective on that kind of game, and made me see Lucifer’s Call feat. Dante from the Devil May Cry™ Series in a new light!
Perro is out this week so the big tree is stepping in! His spirit is still with us through the delightful header and title cards he’s made for me.
Let’s get on with this!
Review: Monster of the Deep: Final Fantasy XV
FakePlasticTree: That’s bait^
Call of Duty: WWII still rocking the UK chart, despite Battlefront II’s strong offensive
FakePlasticTree: As of now it is on the defensive.
Hideki Kamiya has a lot of dream gigs, and one involves a Dante and Bayonetta crossover
FakePlasticTree: It is heavily implied that I’ve been doing the same.
FakePlasticTree: Obligatory musical cue.
Review: Star Wars Battlefront 2
FakePlasticTree: You get a free 10-minute trial.
FakePlasticTree: EA: Come on guys, it’s five bucks now! …does anybody want it for free? Would anyone like to be paid to play this game?
Capcom’s Resident Evil Revelations Collection isn’t getting a Switch physical release in Europe because ‘it’s not viable’
New Dragon Ball FighterZ screens feature Gotenks, Kid Buu and Son Gohan
FakePlasticTree: Hype so intense he skips straight to his final form.
The Guinness World Record holding game collector just finished his play room
FakePlasticTree: Coming soon, Rob Schneider in Rob Schneider is a Stapler.
EA expects ‘no material impact’ on financial earnings after turning off Star Wars Battlefront II’s microtransactions
FakePlasticTree: EA: It’s not like we need lootboxes or anything…b-baka!
FakePlasticTree: There are always bigger fish out there.
The secret origin of ‘Hangry’ and other localization surprises
FakePlasticTree: That about sums up your average anime protagonist.
With Session, one studio aims to reinvent skateboarding games
FakePlasticTree: Fuck the man, I do whatever I want!
(Update) The Belgium Gaming Commission has declared loot boxes as gambling
FakePlasticTree: I’ll fookin DRM your head in, I swear on me mum.
Sky Pirate’s Den returning to Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age
FakePlasticTree: Ted Cruz is every secret boss in any JRPG ever.
Steam’s Autumn Sale is underway
FakePlasticTree: My wallet is currently seeking counseling from Steam.
FakePlasticTree: It’s the season of giving…lots of money to Steam that is!
Shinobi Refle: Senran Kagura has Yumi as day-one DLC in Japan
The Gwent single-player story campaign has been delayed
FakePlasticTree: The non-Gwent part of Witcher 3 was actually just a big elaborate Yakuza-esque minigame.
Jinx is launching a set of Overwatch hoodies this week
FakePlasticTree: Damnit you guys, you jinxed it!
Famitsu publishes Valkyria Chronicles 4 info and screens
FakePlasticTree: Truly an A-tier sniper not like a certain other sniper, who only hits 1 out of 10 shots, so dense that he absorbs every passing bullet flying his way.
TIME magazine names Nintendo Switch ‘Best Gadget of 2017’
FakePlasticTree: Sex anywhere, anytime, with anyone am I right?
Following the Star Wars Battlefront 2 debacle, EA scrambles to rework Need for Speed loot crates
FakePlasticTree: Robbing banks has never been this easy, to think all I had to do was simply walk into the bank, place a bucket on the floor and be like, “I’m going now, but if anybody wants to put some money in there then you know. The option is open!”
Jigsaw puzzles still rule, but maybe this Mario puzzle kinda sucks
FakePlasticTree: Hot-take: Brett Makedonski of Destructured cites Mario Jigsaw Puzzle as “hella kickass.”
Justice League comes in well under expectations, can’t break $100 million
FakePlasticTree: My favorite part was when they used the Flashpoint crossover film adaptation as a way of saying, “Yeah we are throwing out all of the quality DC Animation into the trash as well.” Even Bruce Timm has disappointed me with his latest Harley flick.
PlayStation Network’s full Black Friday sale is live
FakePlasticTree: Even with a sequel on PS4 it is still criminally overlooked.
Quickpost by Marcel Hoang
FakePlasticTree: Destructoid’s very own Community Lead has completed every gamer’s rite of passage. Congratulations!
Quickpost by TheCoolFreezer
FakePlasticTree: Modesty is the trait of every good artist.
Quickpost by DeScruff
FakePlasticTree: There’s a first time for everything!
Quickpost by Raiku Santaford
FakePlasticTree: Never forget.
And that’s it for this week! Tune in next time for ooktar’s wild extravaganza, as he gets to kick off the first December-based COTW. We might be planning some holiday-themed things for that month too so look forward to that. Thank you dear Destructoid community for continuing in making this feature great. Cheers!