Comments of the Week 25: Pumping ’em Out

Dumping ’em out

Gosh darn I am just on a roll today. First I finish editing my script for my film project, then I hand in a finished video edit and get paid a little bonus for meeting the deadline, and I finish two, yes, two Comments of the Week!

Look at me go. I can make loads of sub-par content in one day.

Hello there folks, I am TheLimoMaker and you are graced with my presence for the second time today, bringing you the best comments of the week. Let’s get on with this shall we because it is currently midnight here in Brexit-land.

Monstrous Bowser statue now available for pre-order

TheLimoMaker: All about that width and length boy.

TheLimoMaker: I don’t know how flexible your anus is but nobody I know can fit that.

Sonic Adventure 1 & 2 soundtracks getting vinyl release

TheLimoMaker: I have seen Hell.

BlazBlue: Cross Tag Battle will be Arc System Works America’s first release

TheLimoMaker: Look, I’m not adding it because you told me to alright?

Here are all of Bethesda’s enhancements for Xbox One X

TheLimoMaker: Cannot un-see.

Former Irrational Games developers are making an immersive sim, again

TheLimomaker: *Witty comment*

Disney considered buying 21st Century Fox

TheLimoMaker: That is the hardest thing to fap to.

PSA: Sonic Forces’ PC port is a hot mess

TheLimoMaker: I always go fast. Even in bed. Just ask my gran.

Telltale lays off 90 employees, about one-quarter of its staff


Capcom reveals new features in Monster Hunter: World

 Take-Two is pushing for ‘recurrent consumer spending’ in all of its games

Assassin’s Creed Origins adds incredible fights with Egyptian gods

TheLimoMaker: Every RPG ever.

It’s the saddest N7 Day

TheLimoMaker: Geralt can put some of his Slavic magic in me.

TheLimoMaker: Another think for the Fap-Bank of Limo.

Review: Sonic Forces

TheLimoMaker: The best thing Sonic has done in cross-media ever.

Review: Call of Duty: WWII

TheLimoMaker: I believe he was the one with the “Epic Jacket and Legendary Camo.”

Director John Carpenter loves Sonic the Hedgehog, even the ‘werewolf’ one

TheLimoMaker: The more I look the more horrified I get.

The Atom, Enchantress, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are coming to Injustice 2

TheLimoMaker: Let’s celebrate with pizza!

EA’s buying Respawn for upward of $455 million

TheLimoMaker: Publish my self-loathing, EA. You’d mess that up and make it better.

TheLimoMaker: This is the preferred reading of the news.

TheLimoMaker: I don’t want to be impressed but I am.

TheLimoMaker: Soon.

That’s it from me here folks. Don’t worry, QPosts will return next time, but the workload was massive as it stood without adding more to it.

Hopefully you’ve enjoyed this installment of Comments of the Week. We are nine weeks GameManiac-free I believe and I think that’s a small victory for us here on the team.

Enjoy your evening, I’m gonna go pass out.

I think it’s deserved.