Live for our comments!
Hello my little nuts and bolts! It is I, FakePlasticTree, back again to bring you this week’s highlight of noteworthy comments! You might have taken note of Comments of the Week being absent last week. We’ve been having some management issues, and we knew this could happen. We were all prepared for it, but I shall ride this ship straight into a black hole and snatch the only escape pod left for myself before I let it die. We are all still going strong! And to prove it, here’s this week’s treasures
Let’s get to it!
FakePlasticTree: That’s soo Gaj!
FakePlasticTree: One might say that Square got illuminated…shuddup it was funny!
FakePlasticTree: That’s it Dere, hand over your library card!
FakePlasticTree: ICA? More like ICEA, roight?
FakePlasticTree: I’ll forward my comment to this piece at our next meeting. Stay tuned!
FakePlasticTree: My god, he really is, isn’t he?
FakePlasticTree: It’s the kind of words you never thought would fit well together, like “President” and “Trump.”
FakePlasticTree: All my life I’ve had one dream, to achieve my many goals.
FakePlasticTree: I love Slice of Life comments, and despite the atrocities they depict, they grant a sense of comfort with the knowledge that we aren’t alone in our suffering that is life.
FakePlasticTree: What you did there…I see it.
FakePlasticTree: Ah, lawyers. Can you imagine a world without lawyers?
FakePlasticTree: Sadly, all management positions at Nintendo have been outsourced to foreign sloths.
FakePlasticTree: Even in numbers, a comment is a comment still.
FakePlasticTree: Reportedly, the late Jong-Il’s half brother Mentally-Ill has just been released from the hospital.
FakePlasticTree: This man gets it.
FakePlasticTree: My Nokia 3200 isn’t showing me anything either! All I’m getting is Snake, which in hindsight is pretty frickin’ rad.
FakePlasticTree: *Imitating an otaku* Matte, matte, Zola-kuun!
FakePlasticTree: Naturally, given that they are all vampires.
FakePlasticTree: No worries, Nintendo has secured a proper voice chat function inside one of these 26 briefcases.
FakePlasticTree: Indeed. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go duct tape my phone and Apple TV to my mountain bike.
FakePlasticTree: On reflection, Desmond Miles from AssCreed did start to look upsettingly more and more like Adam Sandler with each passing entry. Assassins Creed 3‘s plot makes a whole lot more sense now.
FakePlasticTree: We aren’t ready to talk about any announcements for announcements yet. Please be excited for our announcement on when we are ready to announce.
FakePlasticTree: *cough*…do buy it, though.
FakePlasticTree: The D knows what it wants.
FakePlasticTree: Correction: This needs to be included in every Yakuza-related article.
FakePlasticTree: I imagine they had some Vicarious Visions of some description.
FakePlasticTree: Scalpers are already pawning off photoshopped images of the hypothetical machine on eBay.
FakePlasticTree: Oh no! Yamcha’s been Yamcha’d!
FakePlasticTree: Dr. Who are you?
FakePlasticTree: It’s funny ’cause it’s true!
FakePlasticTree: Nothing says “having too much money” like buying six amiibo. But who are we kidding? We’d all do it.
And that is it for this week, everyone! As some of you might have heard, we’ve gotten some newcomers to join us on this cruise into infinity that is Destructoid’s presuming life time. Please welcome ooktar and Perro to the main roster, and GuerrillaOcelot and RiffRaff as support/replacements. Happy to have you!
Look forward to next week where LimoMaker will update us on Theresa May’s fondness for cricket, Sir Ian McKellen’s dry cleaning, and other such things! Stay safe!