Live for our comments!
Hello my little nuts and bolts! It is I, FakePlasticTree, back again to bring you this week’s highlight of noteworthy comments! You might have taken note of Comments of the Week being absent last week. We’ve been having some management issues, and we knew this could happen. We were all prepared for it, but I shall ride this ship straight into a black hole and snatch the only escape pod left for myself before I let it die. We are all still going strong! And to prove it, here’s this week’s treasures
Let’s get to it!
How to fake your way through conversations about anime!
FakePlasticTree: That’s soo Gaj!
Director for Kingdom Hearts III finally sheds some light on why it took them so long to make it
FakePlasticTree: One might say that Square got illuminated…shuddup it was funny!
Splatoon is getting an anime adaptation
FakePlasticTree: That’s it Dere, hand over your library card!
American McGee says the fate of the Alice franchise is completely in EA’s hands
FakePlasticTree: ICA? More like ICEA, roight?
Director for BlazBlue makes a case for fighting games on Switch, says to ‘stay tuned’
FakePlasticTree: I’ll forward my comment to this piece at our next meeting. Stay tuned!
Who are you hoping gets into the BlazBlue Cross Tag Battle?
FakePlasticTree: My god, he really is, isn’t he?
Telltale is teasing Comic-Con news, and fans are hungry for more Wolf Among Us
FakePlasticTree: It’s the kind of words you never thought would fit well together, like “President” and “Trump.”
Shanghai mall lets wives leave husbands in gaming pods
FakePlasticTree: All my life I’ve had one dream, to achieve my many goals.
FakePlasticTree: I love Slice of Life comments, and despite the atrocities they depict, they grant a sense of comfort with the knowledge that we aren’t alone in our suffering that is life.
Krillin and Piccolo are tagging in for Dragon Ball FighterZ
FakePlasticTree: What you did there…I see it.
Why yes, I’d play Zelda: Breath of the Wild on a Game Boy Color
FakePlasticTree: Ah, lawyers. Can you imagine a world without lawyers?
Massive lines and raffles continue in Japan for the Nintendo Switch
FakePlasticTree: Sadly, all management positions at Nintendo have been outsourced to foreign sloths.
Dragon’s Dogma: Dark Arisen gets a Japanese release date for current-gen ports
FakePlasticTree: Even in numbers, a comment is a comment still.
Review: Stay! Stay! Democratic People’s Republic of Korea!
FakePlasticTree: Reportedly, the late Jong-Il’s half brother Mentally-Ill has just been released from the hospital.
Casey Hudson’s coming back to BioWare right as Aaryn Flynn leaves
FakePlasticTree: This man gets it.
Nintendo Switch Online App available now
FakePlasticTree: My Nokia 3200 isn’t showing me anything either! All I’m getting is Snake, which in hindsight is pretty frickin’ rad.
New screens showcase Kingdom Hearts III’s beautiful engine
FakePlasticTree: *Imitating an otaku* Matte, matte, Zola-kuun!
Dad goes absolutely berserk in Japanese Dragon Quest XI commercials
FakePlasticTree: Naturally, given that they are all vampires.
Nintendo Switch’s voice chat only works when the phone screen is on
FakePlasticTree: No worries, Nintendo has secured a proper voice chat function inside one of these 26 briefcases.
FakePlasticTree: Indeed. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go duct tape my phone and Apple TV to my mountain bike.
Destructoid Community Interviews: The Blonde Bass
FakePlasticTree: On reflection, Desmond Miles from AssCreed did start to look upsettingly more and more like Adam Sandler with each passing entry. Assassins Creed 3‘s plot makes a whole lot more sense now.
Nomura talks Kingdom Hearts belts and zippers, says he was teased about it
FakePlasticTree: We aren’t ready to talk about any announcements for announcements yet. Please be excited for our announcement on when we are ready to announce.
Smart-looking NieR: Automata figures displayed at SDCC
FakePlasticTree: *cough*…do buy it, though.
FakePlasticTree: The D knows what it wants.
Get ready to revisit the streets of Kamurocho in Yakuza: Kiwami
FakePlasticTree: Correction: This needs to be included in every Yakuza-related article.
Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy gets unreleased level as DLC
FakePlasticTree: I imagine they had some Vicarious Visions of some description.
New trademark sparks Nintendo 64 classic speculation
FakePlasticTree: Scalpers are already pawning off photoshopped images of the hypothetical machine on eBay.
Piccolo and Krillin are looking great in Dragon Ball FighterZ
FakePlasticTree: Oh no! Yamcha’s been Yamcha’d!
Jodie Whittaker will play Doctor Who’s Thirteenth Doctor
FakePlasticTree: Dr. Who are you?
Half-Life 3 would not be the end according to series writer
FakePlasticTree: It’s funny ’cause it’s true!
FakePlasticTree: Nothing says “having too much money” like buying six amiibo. But who are we kidding? We’d all do it.
And that is it for this week, everyone! As some of you might have heard, we’ve gotten some newcomers to join us on this cruise into infinity that is Destructoid’s presuming life time. Please welcome ooktar and Perro to the main roster, and GuerrillaOcelot and RiffRaff as support/replacements. Happy to have you!
Look forward to next week where LimoMaker will update us on Theresa May’s fondness for cricket, Sir Ian McKellen’s dry cleaning, and other such things! Stay safe!
