Boring is what I do best
Has it been five weeks already? I guess it’s time again for me to host everyone’s favorite part of Destructoid – Comments of the Week! I’ll try to make it as non-awkward as possible.
FakePlasticTree handled E3 week like a boss, and TheLimoMaker dealt with the post-E3 hype as only an Englishman can. Now I get to handle an even more exciting week with the SNES Classic Edition announcement!
Let’s go!
Should you get Cave Story+ on Switch? Take this quiz and find out
Gmana: Yet Dere he is every week…
Gmana: Story+ of my life.
Review: The Sims 4: Parenthood
Gmana: For the Sims, there is no survival – only horror.
Gmana: The Sims 4: Locking Your Ex-Spouse in a Closet with No Doors and Setting Their House on Fire.
Over a million people played Phantom Dust and Microsoft is happy with that
Gmana: Now they’ll have to live with knowing that although they may be matched with others, whether they wait ten seconds or ten hours, it will never compare to their first matchup.
SNES Classic loaded with Star Fox 2 launching this September
Gmana: 1991.
Gmana: Speaking of which…
Gmana: This is why everyone should just give up and leave all the Nintendo merchandise for me.
Gmana: You don’t say…
Snake Pass is getting discounts on Nintendo Switch and PC
Gmana: You feel it, too, don’t you?
Gmana: I have several questions. Do snakes use towels? Can towels speak? Is marriage between a snake and a human legal?
The legendary Pac-Man Vs. will be part of the Switch’s Namco Museum collection
Gmana: He’s gone Crazed with Pac-Man Fever!
This VR headset is just for porn
Gmana: Oh no, I’ve been doing everything wrong my entire life!
The End is Nigh looks right at home on the Switch
Gmana: I hope the End of puns is never Nigh.
Gmana: Sounds like a nigh-tmare.
Gorn is the perfect name for this ridiculous gladiator sim
Gmana: I’m Gorn to feature this.
Pyramid Head has joined Super Bomberman R
Gmana: What? You think all Konami wants is money?
You can smell Dead or Alive Xtreme with Sense VR
Gmana: Scents that have followed me my entire life, so nothing new.
Here are a few places you can pre-order the SNES mini
Gmana: I love Nintendo because they care enough to watch over us while we sleep.
Should you get GoNNER on Switch? Take this quiz and find out
Gmana: I scored 7,473 chicken nuggets. According to the score table, that means I should feature this!
Zelda: Breath of the Wild designer thought Tingle was ‘unsettling,’ yet adorable
Gmana: THANK YOU! Finally someone who understands me!
Gorn is the perfect name for this ridiculous gladiator sim
Gmana: Whatcha Gorn do?
The legendary Pac-Man Vs. will be part of the Switch’s Namco Museum collection
Gmana: So sad to see an unappreciated comment 🙁
Gmana: And little kevlarchimp did git gud. She gat so gudder that she was able to single-handedly stop the Space Invaders during the War for the Planet of the Bulletproof Primates.
You’ll need two Switch consoles to get the most out of Pac-Man Vs.
Gmana: It will be you Vs. a Pac of Men trying to get one whenever they get restocked.
Gmana: It’s funny because it’s a different article.
That’s all for this week! If you all behave, I’ll come back in another five weeks to feature your best Nintendo comments! Everyone’s favorite gaming buddy, ZombZ, will return to cover next week!
Thanks to ZombZ for flavoring my iced tea!
