Boring is what I do best
Has it been five weeks already? I guess it’s time again for me to host everyone’s favorite part of Destructoid – Comments of the Week! I’ll try to make it as non-awkward as possible.
FakePlasticTree handled E3 week like a boss, and TheLimoMaker dealt with the post-E3 hype as only an Englishman can. Now I get to handle an even more exciting week with the SNES Classic Edition announcement!
Gmana: Yet Dere he is every week…
Gmana: Story+ of my life.
Gmana: For the Sims, there is no survival – only horror.
Gmana: The Sims 4: Locking Your Ex-Spouse in a Closet with No Doors and Setting Their House on Fire.
Gmana: Now they’ll have to live with knowing that although they may be matched with others, whether they wait ten seconds or ten hours, it will never compare to their first matchup.
Gmana: Speaking of which…
Gmana: This is why everyone should just give up and leave all the Nintendo merchandise for me.
Gmana: You don’t say…
Gmana: You feel it, too, don’t you?
Gmana: I have several questions. Do snakes use towels? Can towels speak? Is marriage between a snake and a human legal?
Gmana: He’s gone Crazed with Pac-Man Fever!
Gmana: Oh no, I’ve been doing everything wrong my entire life!
Gmana: I hope the End of puns is never Nigh.
Gmana: Sounds like a nigh-tmare.
Gmana: I’m Gorn to feature this.
Gmana: What? You think all Konami wants is money?
Gmana: Scents that have followed me my entire life, so nothing new.
Gmana: I love Nintendo because they care enough to watch over us while we sleep.
Gmana: I scored 7,473 chicken nuggets. According to the score table, that means I should feature this!
Gmana: THANK YOU! Finally someone who understands me!
Gmana: Whatcha Gorn do?
Gmana: So sad to see an unappreciated comment 🙁
Gmana: And little kevlarchimp did git gud. She gat so gudder that she was able to single-handedly stop the Space Invaders during the War for the Planet of the Bulletproof Primates.
Gmana: It will be you Vs. a Pac of Men trying to get one whenever they get restocked.
Gmana: It’s funny because it’s a different article.
That’s all for this week! If you all behave, I’ll come back in another five weeks to feature your best Nintendo comments! Everyone’s favorite gaming buddy, ZombZ, will return to cover next week!
Thanks to ZombZ for flavoring my iced tea!