What year is it?
[Coming to you a little late, what a busy week it’s been! This was a special week for me too, as I proposed to community member Madoka Malika (yes…she said yes) ~ Stephen]
Okay, we all know what year it really is. How could we forget 2016: the year that murdered everybody? But if we were to look only at recent game releases like Owlboy, Final Fantasy XV, and The Last Guardian, you’d think it was at least 2010 right now. Soak it in, people! This is probably the closest we’ll ever get to traveling though time.
Akuma’s Street Fighter V Debut Will Come With a Topless Cheat Code
Honestly, I can barely tell the difference. Those things are absolutely not natural.
Here Are Destructoid’s Favorite Alolan Pokemon
Dex out for Harambe.
Palutena Teaches Smash How to Pole Dance
I can safely say this was the most unexpected find of the week.
I mean, sure, if we’re rounding down.
Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy Needs Some Tweaking, but has High-Nostalgic Potential
What is the number one reason for a day off work in Australia? Possum attack.
New Details Surface About Wind Waker 2’s Cancellation
Honestly, I think they’ve been running with that style ever since the 3edgy5me Twilight Princess turned out to be less well received. I mean we lost the chibi anime heads, but other than that…
Soul Calibur’s 20th Anniversary Video Gives Glimmer of Hope for 6th Title
They’ll give everybody’s favorite character Kilik for free and charge for literally everything else. Characters, costumes, weapons, stages… you won’t even be able to play three matches in a row without buying continues. It’s brilliant!
Warhammer 40K Squad Shooter Space Hulk: Deathwing is 32% Off
ZombZ with the underrated response of the week:
The ladies just can’t resist the Z.
Sony Surpasses 50 Million PS4 Sales
The what?
I wonder how many maximum security prisoners are Bronies.
I would like to thank PSISomething for sharing this treasure.
Call of Duty Physical Sales are Down from Last Year
Seriously. Sales numbers about units shipped are about as useful as an owl in a cement factory.
XEED’s Retail Edition of Shantae Half-Genie Hero Looks Nice
The cover art for 1/2 Genie Hero is a pirate’s dream come true, as Thiago points out.
Five Years Later, do You Still Want Mega Man Legends 3?
Hell, people are still holding out for Half-Life 3. And, hey, if the last month is anything to go by we’ll get both games before long!
New Chinese Law Governs Video Game Loot Boxes
Don’t be silly, that would destroy the shitty mobile gaming market which would be just terrible.
Hey Uh, Senran Kagura Peach Beach Splash Actually Looks Pretty Fun
The best part of doing Comments of the Week is finding stuff like this:
Three boob comments this week!
Bully Gets a 10th Anniversary Re-release on Mobile
Crisis averted!
Superhot, One of the Best Games of 2016, Finally Goes Full Meta
The rumor come out: does Superhot is good enough?
Just Listening to this Data-Mined P.T. Audio is Unnerving
I hated Konami before it was cool, back when they bought Hudson and cancelled the in-development sequel to Bloody Roar.
(Update) Starbucks to Get Special Pokemon Go Event with ‘New Pokemon’
It’s the logical next step. Sun, Moon, and Starbucks!
Destiny’s Development Team Just Got a Little Bigger
This conversation perfectly explains why I dislike Destiny so much.
Gigantic Hits Open Beta at Last on Xbox One and Windows 10
What were we talking about?
Surprise, PewDiePie’s Channel Deletion Threat was a Troll
Except without XIII, there wouldn’t have been Final Fantasy XV. It was good for something after all!
Citalis, Which was Once too Hard, is Now too Easy
Honestly, did anyone not read that as “Cialis”?
This week’s Commenter of the Week is Teanna Werefox for their response in an article about the Sonic anniversary art book. Not only did they go for the double sarcasm combo, they also reminded me that Gex was a thing. Man, when I was a kid all I ever wanted was Gex action figures for some reason. I kept staring at the advertisement in ToyFare magazine and then searching for details online about when they were coming out. Alas, they never did.
And that’s another week in the books, fellow Dtoiders. Until next time, may all your toy-related dreams come true.
