It’s tea time
Good evening fellow Destructoid dwellers. This is Comments of the Week, hosted this week by me, TheLimoMaker, the only English person in the team who runs this weekly blog.
Now, since I am the only English person in the group, I feel compelled to bring some elegance to this section every week which I’m sure, for those of a higher class amongst you, will be greatly appreciated. That being said, I do also feel compelled to feature nothing but penis jokes because who doesn’t like a good phallic object?
This is the section where we feature all of the comments that we have found the funniest or most profound throughout the week. Maybe you’ll be featured, maybe you won’t; it’s all down to how funny we find you. Remember, if you aren’t on here this week, you haven’t been funny all week because I say so.
Let’s get on with it shall we?
TheLimoMaker: It’s always a slow news day when reporting on Microsoft.
TheLimoMaker: I prey for you all after making those puns.
TheLimoMaker: Sleep is for the filthy casuals who forgot to put souls into their “Insomnia” stat.
TheLimoMaker: Resident Evil 4 ported to the NES Mini… Oh wait.
TheLimoMaker: What’s wrong, you don’t like PS2 classics?
TheLimoMaker: When senpai notices you due to being a loli which makes you incredibly kawaii… Am I weebing right?
TheLimoMaker: I CAN’T DESCRIBE HOW ANGRY I AM THAT I CAN’T THINK OF A PUN.
TheLimoMaker: Only therapists play as a healer because they’re excellent at support.
TheLimoMaker: Overwatch? More like Spraywatch.
TheLimoMaker: Damn double posts.
TheLimoMaker: What were we talking about again?
TheLimoMaker: That pizza pun was cheesy.
TheLimoMaker: It’s knife to know other people enjoy weapon puns.
TheLimoMaker: It’s going to be radical. The release of the game is downright tubular.
TheLimoMaker: I like to call that a ‘Wednesday.’
TheLimoMaker: I’m more of a banana-hammock guy myself.
That’s it for this week, check back next week when one of my more talented co-hosts takes over and shows you things you thought you’d never see. Also, we are looking into adding QPosts here as soon as we can – had some technical trouble my end this week which has been a pain, so hopefully in the next few weeks you’ll see these blogs get longer with even more variety to boot!