Cliffy B chooses you to die in this Pokemon rap

That headline fires on all cylinders

Cliffy B feels the flow and spits fire (like Charizard!) in a Starbomb rap-along. Then he pulls a Pokeball out of his pants. I repeat: Then he pulls a Pokeball out of his pants.

The Gears of War creator isn’t the only person you’re likely to recognize, though. This video’s full of “special guests” that want to tell the tale of how they chose you to die.

Brett Makedonski
While you laughing, we're passing, passing away. So y'all go rest y'all souls, 'Cause I know I'ma meet you up at the crossroads. Y'all know y'all forever got love from them Bone Thugs baby...